i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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