Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Why is there bacon in the couch?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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