the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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