we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Found the puke drawer
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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