About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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