hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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