just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
