I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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