I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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