I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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