physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You can't motorboat a personality
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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