We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
