Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
