I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
there was a trapeze. enough said
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Can you bring me the toilet please
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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