No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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