I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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