Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
