Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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