you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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