I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am spending my child support on dildos
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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