Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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