So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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