He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Say something about gay babies.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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