: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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