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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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