Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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