The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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