It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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