Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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