Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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