i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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