I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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