Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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