he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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