this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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