No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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