I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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