Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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