The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
operation harelip BJ is a go
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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