are you so shy because you have an std?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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