um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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