I got chris browned last night
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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