It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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