is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
i out mim tonsoeep
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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