So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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