yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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