You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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