Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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