There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
