This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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