So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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