Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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