and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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