We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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